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    Local Man Blames Failed Relationship, Eczema on Opium War

    Wednesday, April 9, 2014
    BEIJING — Local gym receptionist Liu Jiwei told colleagues Monday that he was convinced a recently diagnosed case of eczema was directly attributable to the First Opium War, the mid-19th century military confrontation between China and Great Britain that ultimately led to China's hundred-year occupation by foreign powers.

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This Is No Way to Handle a Tragedy

Wen Jiabao

by Wen Jiabao

Like many of you, I have been following the story of Malaysian Airlines MH370 with a mixture of anger and frustration. And, like most Chinese, I have been shocked by the Malaysian government’s ham-fisted response to the situation.


Xinhua Abandons Search for Japanese Link to Missing Plane

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BEIJING — After spending weeks combing through official reports, attending press conferences and interviewing aviation insiders, Xinhua has officially called off the search for a Japanese link to…


Study Calling Korean TV Fans Fucking Retards Decried by Fucking Retarded Korean TV Fans

My Love from the Star

BEIJING — The fucking retards who watch Korean TV issued an open letter today to Seoul National University, decrying a recent study describing fans of Korean TV as fucking retards.


Max Baucus Still Standing in Local Starbucks, Waiting for Someone to Notice

Max Baucus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to several eyewitnesses, incoming U.S. ambassador to China Max Baucus was, as of this morning, still standing in line at a local Starbucks, waiting…

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