CCTV: “Edward Law Assured Us He Was Only Into Normal Porn”

Edward Law

BEIJING — Edward Law, a former host of BizChina on CCTV-9, was charged with two counts of possessing “extreme pornography”  this week, after detectives found more than 800 pornographic videos on his laptop.

To get ahead of the growing scandal, CCTV assured viewers that their employees are only into “normal porn” and not the least bit aroused by “that kinky stuff.”

“All of our employees undergo a comprehensive background check,” said CCTV spokeswoman Lin Hong in a press conference Wednesday. “When we hired him, Law assured us he was only into the usual fare—DP, gang bangs, that type of stuff.”

But according to investigators, the videos found on Law’s computer were of a “disgusting and distressing” nature.

Edward Law assured us he was only into DP, gang bangs, that type of stuff.”

“It is clear that this sexual deviance emerged only after 2008, when Law left the station and emigrated to the United Kingdom,” Lin responded. “I blame that country’s legacy of hedonism and self-indulgence.”

She then produced an affidavit signed by Law in 2003 which stated that he did not possess any “blatantly obscene” pornographic material, “including but not limited to: DVDA, Brazilian fart porn, bestiality, anything involving trannies, and tentacle erotica.”

In addition, Lin told reporters that the official CCTV training manual stipulates employees are allowed no more than 200 pornographic videos on their work laptops and must receive clearance from a superior to download more.

“And I know he didn’t have that kind of clearance,” she said.

The spokeswoman also criticized those who would try to paint the state-owned media conglomerate as a den of nymphomaniacs addicted to smut.

“You have to understand, CCTV employs over 10,000 people,” said Lin. “There are probably only 80 or so employees masturbating at any given time. That’s less than one percent.”

Lin then took questions before closing the press conference, saying, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and check on my downloads.”


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