Zhang Yimou Might Have Seven Children

Authorities are investigating reports that director Zhang Yimou has seven children, in violation of family planning policy, which could result in a 160 million yuan fine. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“If I had a child for every shitty movie he’s made…”
“We have to respect Zhang Yimou’s religious beliefs. Wait, he is a Mormon, right?”
“Why would any Chinese woman want to sleep with a rich and powerful movie director?”

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