Ministry of Harmony
Xi Jinping No Longer Swiftly Replying to Barack Obama’s Text Messages
Thursday, September 19, 2013
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is being described as a clear indication of shifting global power dynamics, Chinese President Xi Jinping has reportedly stopped replying to U.S. President Barack Obama’s text messages in a timely fashion, and sometimes does not reply at all.
Sources close to President Obama say he checks his phone obsessively for a courteous, albeit hours-late reply from his Chinese counterpart.
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