Shanghai Opens Free-Trade Zone

Shanghai has established a free-trade zone in Pudong district for economic experimentation. The zone will allow foreign investment in previously regulated sectors and the sale of video game consoles. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“The unregulated sale of video game consoles is the first step toward complete socialist collapse. Just ask the Soviet Union.”
“Wait, it’s all the way in Pudong? Forget it.”
“Just tell me one thing: are pyramid schemes legal there?”

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