Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes for “Kill Everyone in China” Sketch

Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has apologized for airing a comedy sketch in which a child suggested “killing everyone in China” would solve America’s debt problem. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“I don’t care what it takes, I want that kid in a body bag.”
“Yeah, but he still hasn’t apologized for the Rape of Nanking.”
“Come on, the kid’s just saying what we’re all thinking.”

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