Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes for “Kill Everyone in China” Sketch

Tuesday, November 5, 2013 | Filed under Feelings of the Chinese People

Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has apologized for airing a comedy sketch in which a child suggested “killing everyone in China” would solve America’s debt problem. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

	“I don’t care what it takes, I want that kid in a body bag.”
	“Yeah, but he still hasn’t apologized for the Rape of Nanking.”
	“Come on, the kid’s just saying what we’re all thinking.”