Reforms from the Third Plenum of the CPC Central Committee

The third plenum of the CPC Central Committee is set to take place from 9-12 November and forecasters are expecting significant changes in China’s economic policy. Here are some of the planned reforms:
- Value of RMB to be determined daily by random number generator
- Clearer legal definition of haves, have nots
- Put country behind paywall
- Establish more transparent hongbao system
- All heavy industry and chuar stands will be shut down if heavy smog persists for three days
- Cost of mistresses (up to five) can now be claimed as a business expense
- Allow state-owned banks to package sub-prime mortgages into arcane financial instruments and trade them endlessly between each other
- Currency to be printed with a new picture of Chairman Mao sitting on a pile of gold
- Sexier bank tellers
- Haunted mansions can apply for exemption from estate tax upon proof of haunting
- Zhongnanhai “Caviar Mondays” to be discontinued
- Redistribution of wealth among the working masses to advance development of communism [REJECTED]
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