China Relaxes One-Child Policy

The Chinese government announced last week that it would allow couples to have a second child if one of the parents is an only child. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Has anyone considered what effect this will have on the forced abortion industry?”
“Finally, a sibling for my little emperor to push around.”
“Looks like I won’t be needing these condoms anymore!”

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