China Establishes “Air Defense Identification Zone” with Disputed Islands

The Chinese government has established an “Air Defense Identification Zone” in the East China Sea which encompasses the disputed Senkaku/Diaoyu Islands, increasing tensions with Japan and the U.S. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Problem solved.”
“The islands are ours. And no amount of counter-map drawing is going to change that.”
“The status quo is for pussies.”

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