January | 2014 | Ministry of Harmony

Mother’s Attempt to Encourage Daughter Ends in Bilateral Guilt

Friday, January 31, 2014

China Gifts Japan Giant Wooden Horse, Withdraws from South China Sea

Thursday, January 30, 2014

TOKYO — In an apparent easing of tensions, the People’s Liberation Army has presented the nation of Japan with a giant wooden horse in honor of Chinese New Year.

China Banned from Sochi Olympics After Figure Skater Tests Positive for Homosexuality

Monday, January 27, 2014

MOSCOW — The Sochi Winter Olympic Committee announced Thursday that it would ban the entire Chinese Olympic figure skating team from competition after Chinese skater Li Chunguang tested positive for homosexuality in a routine anti-doping test.

Beijing, Shanghai Air Among World’s Cleanest by PM2.5cm Standards

Saturday, January 18, 2014

BEIJING — According to a new global ranking released by the China Meteorological Administration (CMA), Beijing and Shanghai are two of the cleanest cities in the world, when…

Death Eaters Resent Comparison to Communist Party

Thursday, January 9, 2014

LONDON — Speaking from Azkaban Prison, the remnants of the Death Eater movement told the wizarding world that they objected to the recent op-ed by Japan’s ambassador to the United Kingdom, which compared them and their fallen master, the late Lord Voldemort, to the Communist Party of China.

Wumei Supermarket Launches “Fit for Consumption” Luxury Product Line

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Chinese Officials Ordered Not to Smoke in Public

Monday, January 6, 2014

The Communist Party of China has forbidden officials to smoke in public places such as government offices, schools and hospitals. It also forbids tobacco companies from sponsoring government or CPC events. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

Japan Condemns Xi Jinping’s Visit to Controversial Mausoleum

Sunday, January 5, 2014

BEIJING — Mere days after Chinese officials denounced Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s visit to the Yasukuni Shrine, the Japanese government has hit back, condemning Chinese President Xi Jinping’s visit to the controversial mausoleum in the center of Beijing, where class-A war criminal Mao Zedong is entombed.