H7N9 Avian Flu Reemerges

According to the Chinese Center for Disease Control, the H7N9 strain of avian influenza which first emerged last February has returned, killing 19 in January alone. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Whew. For a second I thought I had it, but it was just H1N1.”
“You’ll say anything to stop me from bringing these live chickens onto the plane, won’t you?”
“Does this mean Chicken McNuggets will go on sale again?”

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