China Tests Pollution-Fighting Drones

Friday, March 14, 2014 | Filed under Feelings of the Chinese People

The Chinese government recently tested an unmanned aerial vehicle that releases a chemical catalyst to disperse smog. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

	“I never met a problem that drones couldn’t solve.”
	“Does this mean they rejected my idea to build a giant flying HEPA filter?”
	“If I figured out a way to replace those catalysts with munitions, I could make a fortune!”