FBI Releases Video Warning Students About Chinese Espionage

The FBI has produced a low-budget video based on the life of Glenn Duffie Shriver, an American arrested for attempting to provide national defense information to Chinese intelligence officers. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Tell Duffie his handler says hi.”
“They certainly have made espionage look and sound terrible.”
“I hope the Ministry of State Security makes a strange, meandering video about me someday.”

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