Foreigner Caught Trying to Smuggle Birds Out of China

A foreigner was detained in Guangzhou’s international airport after attempting to smuggle two birds out of China in his pants. The man claimed he was trying to save them from the city’s smog. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Just like Noah did it.”
“He could have just given the birds miniature breathing masks.”
“If he were serious about avian smuggling, he would have put them up his ass.”

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