China’s New World Map Claims Hawaii, Most of Micronesia

Wednesday, August 27, 2014
World map

BEIJING — In a move that will surely escalate tensions, China’s Ministry of Education has released a new world map in which China claims large swaths of the Pacific Ocean, including Hawaii and most of Micronesia.

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The Chinese Are the Cause of All the World’s Problems and I Have a Tiny Penis

Monday, August 25, 2014
Clive Palmer

by Clive Palmer

Dear reader, by now you’re probably aware of my little bust-up with our slanty-eyed friends to the north.

A state-owned company refused to pay royalties so I called the entire country “bastards” and “mongrels.” Fair dinkum, as we Aussies say.

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CCTV Biopic Changes Deng Xiaoping’s Words to “Let Some People Get Rich First, Then Let Them Get Even Richer”

Friday, August 22, 2014
Deng Xiaoping at History’s Crossroads

BEIJING — CCTV’s new biopic Deng Xiaoping at History’s Crossroads has generated some controversy over its historical accuracy and humanistic portrayal of the former Chinese leader.

But no part of the series has proven more controversial than the decision to change some of Deng’s most famous words.

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Mao’s Embalmed Corpse Disinterred to Undergo Ice Bucket Challenge

Thursday, August 21, 2014
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Hong Kong Residents Protest Proposal to Allow Mainlanders to Use Local Restrooms

Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Hong Kong

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Xi Jinping Now Charging Random People on Street with Corruption

Monday, August 18, 2014
Photo © Bloomberg

BEIJING — After detaining PLA general Xu Caihou and former Politburo heavyweight Zhou Yongkang on corruption charges, sources say China’s President Xi Jinping has taken to the streets of Beijing to accuse random passersby of corruption, violations of discipline and subversion of state power.

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Emergency Propaganda Airlifted to Earthquake-Stricken Yunnan

Friday, August 15, 2014
Ludian Earthquake

KUNMING — While most earthquake-stricken areas in Yunnan have received ample medical supplies, food and clean water, Chinese authorities announced yesterday that large swaths of the disaster zone are still completely without propaganda lauding the Communist Party for its efforts to combat the disaster.

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Global Times Wins China’s Top Satire Award

Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Hu Xijin

BEIJING — On Monday, Global Times, the state-run newspaper, took home China’s top satire award for the third year in a row at the 5th Annual Freezing Irony Awards.

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Proud Parents Hope Daughter Will One Day Avenge Rape of Nanking

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

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China to Require Real-Name Registration on Public Instant Messaging Accounts

Friday, August 8, 2014

In order to “build a clean cyberspace,” the Chinese government will require real-name registration for public instant messaging accounts that wish to publish or reprint political information. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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