Law to Require Celebrities to Try Products Before Endorsing Them

An updated draft of China’s advertisement law will require celebrity spokespeople for products to try said products before endorsing them. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“There go Jackie Chan’s feminine hygiene endorsements.”
“I can finally trust advertising again.”
“Any chance Sanjuntang hemorrhoidal cream is looking for a brand representative?”

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