Yan’an Restaurant Sold Opium-Laced Noodles

The owner of a restaurant in Yan’an admitted to garnishing his noodles with crushed poppy buds after a patron tested positive in a routine drug test. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Routine drug tests ruin everything.”
“If this a ploy by the British to get us all hooked on opium again, it’s working.”
“Looks like it’s back to sprinkling crack onto noodles for me.”

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