Russian Tiger Released by Putin Swims to China

Kuzya, a Siberian tiger released into eastern Russia by President Vladimir Putin in May, has swum across the Amur River into China. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“Its penis is mine.”
“I’ve been saying for years that we need a 3,600-kilometer-long border fence. Now who’s crazy?”
“These undocumented cats are coming for our jobs.”

RELATED NEWS:
Lei Zhengfu Sentenced to 13 Years in Prison
China Relaxes One-Child Policy
New Mother Vows to Give Daughter 8 or 9 Years of Childhood

Comments are closed.