Chinese Woman Chops Husband’s Penis Off Twice

A Chinese woman has been arrested for chopping her husband’s penis off twice after discovering he was having an affair. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“This story would be a lot funnier if his last name was Wang.”
“Incidents like these are exactly why we have double jeopardy laws.”
“The lesson is clear: never cheat on your wife unless you have three penises.”

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