19-Year-Old Chops Off Hand to Cure Internet Addiction

A 19-year-old from Jiangsu was taken to the hospital after chopping off his left hand in an attempt to cure his Internet addiction. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“This only works if you’re not also addicted to masturbation.”
“Talk about an addiction getting out of hand.”
“You can still play League of Legends with one good stump.”

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