What Are Our Chinese New Year’s Resolutions?
Lose weight, stop smoking and call discipline authorities on unpopular manager — 22%
Misquote more ancient classics — 10%
Help fallen people in street instead of watching them die — 16%
Actually get around to starting that course of chemotherapy — 8%
Liberate Diaoyu Islands — 38%
Punch out dragon dancers making racket in courtyard — 5%
Uphold principles of Marxism–Leninism–Mao Zedong Thought — 1%