The Ministry of Harmony (Miniharm) is dedicated to spreading the harmony enjoyed by the subjects of the People’s Republic of China to the world, whether you like it or not.

In accordance with state soft power mandates, Miniharm offers pure, uncut truth that has been carefully screened by the relevant departments within the propaganda apparatus. Our motto is: “All the news that has been deemed fit to print.”

Contact Us

All correspondence should be directed to editor@miniharm.com.


Miniharm is always looking for contributors. We offer competitive blogging salaries ($0 per article) and mandatory overtime. Please submit your piece to editor@miniharm.com with the subject line “SUBMISSION.”


In addition to writers, we are looking to fill the following positions:

Shanghai Correspondent

  • There’s a bunch of people in Shanghai, we just don’t know any of them.

Photoshop Guy

  • Must not be responsible for Photoshopping provincial website photographs.

Infographic Designer

  • Must be able to convey doctored statistics convincingly.

Twitter Jockey

  • Must not be able to form thoughts longer than 140 characters.

Please send an email and an example of your work to editor@miniharm.com.