The Chinese Are the Cause of All the World’s Problems and I Have a Tiny Penis

Monday, August 25, 2014
Clive Palmer

by Clive Palmer

Dear reader, by now you’re probably aware of my little bust-up with our slanty-eyed friends to the north.

A state-owned company refused to pay royalties so I called the entire country “bastards” and “mongrels.” Fair dinkum, as we Aussies say.

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China to Require Real-Name Registration on Public Instant Messaging Accounts

Friday, August 8, 2014

In order to “build a clean cyberspace,” the Chinese government will require real-name registration for public instant messaging accounts that wish to publish or reprint political information. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Guangdong Removes 866 “Naked Officials” from Posts

Friday, August 1, 2014

A Guangdong government investigation identified 2,190 “naked officials” whose spouses and children have emigrated abroad, and 866 have been removed from their posts. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Guo Meimei Arrested for Gambling on World Cup

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Three years after causing a crisis of confidence in the Red Cross Society of China, Internet celebrity Guo Meimei has been arrested for illegal gambling after she posted about it on Weibo. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Foreigner Caught Trying to Smuggle Birds Out of China

Friday, June 20, 2014

A foreigner was detained in Guangzhou’s international airport after attempting to smuggle two birds out of China in his pants. The man claimed he was trying to save them from the city’s smog. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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25th Anniversary of the June Fourth Incident

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Today is the 25th anniversary of June Fourth Incident. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Suicides Among Young Students Linked to Exam-Based Education System

Friday, May 16, 2014

According to the 2014 Annual Report on China’s Education, a leading cause of suicide among elementary and middle school students is pressure from China’s exam-based education system. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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FBI Releases Video Warning Students About Chinese Espionage

Thursday, April 24, 2014

The FBI has produced a low-budget video based on the life of Glenn Duffie Shriver, an American arrested for attempting to provide national defense information to Chinese intelligence officers. Here are…

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This Is No Way to Handle a Tragedy

Monday, April 7, 2014
Wen Jiabao

by Wen Jiabao

Like many of you, I have been following the story of Malaysian Airlines MH370 with a mixture of anger and frustration. And, like most Chinese, I have been shocked by the Malaysian government’s ham-fisted response to the situation.

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China Tests Pollution-Fighting Drones

Friday, March 14, 2014

The Chinese government recently tested an unmanned aerial vehicle that releases a chemical catalyst to disperse smog. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people. “I never met…

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