Anti-Fascist Parade Indistinguishable from Fascist Parade

Friday, September 4, 2015
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BEIJING — To commemorate the 70th anniversary of China’s triumph over the Imperial Japanese Army in 1945, China’s communist leaders have orchestrated a massive shutdown of Beijing on a scale not seen…

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What Are Our Chinese New Year’s Resolutions?

Friday, February 20, 2015
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Lose weight, stop smoking and call discipline authorities on unpopular manager — 22%
Misquote more ancient classics — 10%
Help fallen people in street instead of watching them die — 16%

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How Are We Spending Chinese New Year?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015
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Weeping in holding cell of Southeast Asian airport — 12%
Pretending to be married, for our parents’ sake — 30%
Hosting CCTV New Year’s Gala — 10%

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Xi Jinping to Direct, Produce and Star in CCTV New Year’s Gala

Wednesday, February 11, 2015
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BEIJING — In a surprise announcement Monday, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China, President of the People’s Republic of China and Chairman of the Central Military Commission Xi Jinping declared that he would personally oversee production of this year’s CCTV New Year’s Gala.

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19-Year-Old Chops Off Hand to Cure Internet Addiction

Friday, February 6, 2015

A 19-year-old from Jiangsu was taken to the hospital after chopping his left hand off in an attempt to cure his Internet addiction. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Argentine President Apologizes for Racist Tweet, Saying “Me So Solly, Me Rove China”

Thursday, February 5, 2015

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How Will China Remove Western Values from Chinese Colleges?

Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Yuan Guiren

Last week, Chinese Education Minister Yuan Guiren told colleges to “never let textbooks promoting Western values appear in our classes.” Miniharm urges him to go further, banning Western influence from college entirely. Here’s how:

  • Limit independent thoughts to one per student per semester.
  • Ban books by non-Chinese writers such as Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin and Karl Marx.

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New Chinese Government VPN Allows Users to Access Censored Internet Anywhere

Friday, January 30, 2015
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BEIJING — This morning, the Chinese government released for personal use ChinaVPN, its in-house Virtual Private Network service which, according to promotional material, “offers Chinese nationals a familiar, comfortable, authentically Chinese Internet experience—anywhere in the world.”

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Chinese Woman Chops Husband’s Penis Off Twice

Friday, January 16, 2015

A Chinese woman has been arrested for chopping her husband’s penis off twice after discovering he was having an affair. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Plane Forced to Turn Back After Pilots Start Fist Fight Over Legroom

Friday, December 26, 2014
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