Santa’s Sleigh Shot Down Over East China Sea

Thursday, December 26, 2013
Santa Claus

SHANGHAI — A worldwide investigation into the disappearance of Santa Claus ended Thursday morning when Chinese authorities announced that the PLA Air Force had shot down a “suspicious airborne arctic conveyance” over the East China Sea on December 24.

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Kim Jong-un’s Surviving Family Anticipating Awkward Christmas

Thursday, December 19, 2013
Kim Jong-un Family

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Millions of Chinese Celebrate Birth of Christmas Shopping

Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Christmas Shopping

SHANGHAI — Record numbers of Chinese are turning out this year to celebrate the birth of Christmas shopping, which derives from the Saturnalia tradition of gift giving that was syncretized into mainstream Christianity in order to convert pagans before being co-opted by corporations to sell an empty, materialist dream to the developed world.

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