Russian Tiger Released by Putin Swims to China

Friday, October 17, 2014

Kuzya, a Siberian tiger released into eastern Russia by President Vladimir Putin in May, has swum across the Amur River into China. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

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Chinese, Russian Navies Bond over Constant Drunkenness, Military Impotence

Monday, June 16, 2014
Chinese navy

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China Applauds Russia’s Interference in Another Country’s Internal Affairs

Friday, March 7, 2014
Photo © Reuters

BEIJING — The Chinese government lauded Russia for its “heroic and timely” intervention in Crimea this week, calling it “a bold measure to bring stability to a troubled peninsula.”

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China Banned from Sochi Olympics After Figure Skater Tests Positive for Homosexuality

Monday, January 27, 2014
Li Chunguang

MOSCOW — The Sochi Winter Olympic Committee announced Thursday that it would ban the entire Chinese Olympic figure skating team from competition after Chinese skater Li Chunguang tested positive for homosexuality in a routine anti-doping test.

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Vladimir Putin Pays Tribute to China’s “First MILF”

Thursday, March 28, 2013
Vladimir Putin Pays Tribute to China's "First MILF"

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Plutocrat, Mafioso Engage in Mutual Back-slapping

Saturday, March 23, 2013
Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin

MOSCOW — An autocrat and a mafioso met in the capital of the world’s largest protection racket yesterday to congratulate one another on their recent undemocratic and iron-fisted seizures of power, lording it over the common man with utter impunity.

Both men also high-fived over their shared sense of admiration that, in an increasingly democratic and free world, they could continue to trample the working class while simultaneously cultivate a benign and streetwise image through their corrupt and uncontested control of their territories’ respective media outlets.

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