Xi Jinping Delivers Two-Hour Speech Consisting Entirely of the Word “China”

Monday, November 4, 2013
Xi Jinping

BEIJING — After returning from his tour of Southeast Asia, President Xi Jinping used his first official engagement at the Great Hall of the People to deliver a rousing speech consisting entirely of the word “China.”

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Recording of Hu Jintao’s National Congress Speech Becomes Best-selling Sleep Aid

Saturday, November 10, 2012
The most uninteresting man in the world

BEIJING — China’s top scientists are studying the soporific effects of Hu Jintao’s speech to the 18th National Congress on Thursday, after the Chinese President managed to lull all 2268 delegates to sleep within minutes of opening his mouth.

“It seems that something about the endless droning of President Hu reading meaningless, pseudo-Marxist babble from a stack of papers sends people right to REM sleep,” said Zhang Xiuji, a researcher with the China Academy of Sciences.

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